I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
