question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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