it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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