Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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