i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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How external is "for external use only"?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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