If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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