Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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