redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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