If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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