I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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