420 ftw
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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