I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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