Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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