I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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