Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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