we have officially lost it.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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