Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
porn star boner night. come get it.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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