as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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