You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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