Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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