tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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