I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I love having hate sex.
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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