Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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