my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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