I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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