So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
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how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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