scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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