Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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