There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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