i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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