Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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