just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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