Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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