you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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