Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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