I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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