Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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