a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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