Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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