thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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