Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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