I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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