I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Boobs speak an international language.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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