Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
