if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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