I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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