I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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