I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Who did Billy Mays play for?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
