there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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