is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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