She's JV to your varsity
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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