worst night to have a conscience
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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