So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We are two peas in an std pod
I just found a bag of teeth...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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